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Frostbyrn
Posts: 22897
Age: 20
Location: Auckland,New Zealand
 | | Subject: Frostys Funny/Fucked up bus storys Wed Sep 07, 2011 9:56 pm | |
| Seriously why is it all the weirdos take the bus?
Being one of said weirdos its because its cheaper than paying for my own petrol
Anyway a couple of fucked up/funny storys
1.Couple of weeks back I was catching the morning bus to school,There was this 30 year old blonde woman who was drunk off her face
As soon as I sit down she comes over and sits in the seats in front of me and starts flashing her panties at me and smiling,After awhile she gets bored of this and sits next to me and starts rubbing my head and asking "Wow this is Spiky,How come it doesnt hurt if its this spiky"
Luckily Frosty doesnt mind hot 30 year old blondes rubbing his head so it was all good 
2.This douchebag bus driver charges me 2 stage for a 1 stage journey
Luckily a drunk chick I like to call Karma (She was sitting at the very back) hops off at the next stop,But before leaving says to the bus driver "I puked on your bus....But i bet you cant find it" His face was fucking priceless
3.The bus is pretty packed but I manage to get a seat and an Old man boxes me into the window when he takes the Aisle but whatever
Anyway this Family hops on the bus the Mother was like 18-20 and pregnant and the Father was like 24-26 and they have 3 kids 2 toddlers and a baby in the pram
So they pay and walk down the aisle and ask this teenage guy if they can have his seat because she is pregnant
The guy looks at them decides he is tired of living and tell the Big Muscley Islander father "Why should I get up because she cant keep her legs closed?"
One Broken nose and everyone involved kicked off the bus later and i never saw them again
4.The bus is pretty much empty so I go and take a seat,The next stop this fat,old Islander women sits right next to me despite all the empty seats
I try and ignore her and she spends the rest of the ride with her arms crossed muttering that im a dick under her breath
When its my stop I get up to leave and ask her "Excuse me" and point at the aisle,Rather than get up she puts her legs under the chair,So I sidle past with my back to her and she full on with both hands Gropes my ass
I turned around all shocked and just saw this big grin on her face so I freaking hightailed it out of there
So has anyone else got Bus storys? |
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chunckylover53
Posts: 3752
Age: 20
Location: Pennsylvania
| | Subject: Re: Frostys Funny/Fucked up bus storys Wed Sep 07, 2011 10:01 pm | |
| My dad was a bus driver all his life.. I've heard plenty of theese. Now all the bus drivers are getting shot up here and assaulted. |
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Surprise....BUTTSECKS
Posts: 7126
Age: 19
| | Subject: Re: Frostys Funny/Fucked up bus storys Wed Sep 07, 2011 10:01 pm | |
| | Sir Shmoopy wrote: |
So they pay and walk down the aisle and ask this teenage guy if they can have his seat because she is pregnant
The guy looks at them decides he is tired of living and tell the Big Muscley Islander father "Why should I get up because she cant keep her legs closed?"
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Dude aint afraid of anything. My hero. |
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Frostbyrn
Posts: 22897
Age: 20
Location: Auckland,New Zealand
| | Subject: Re: Frostys Funny/Fucked up bus storys Wed Sep 07, 2011 10:02 pm | |
| | Brock Harrison wrote: | | Sir Shmoopy wrote: |
So they pay and walk down the aisle and ask this teenage guy if they can have his seat because she is pregnant
The guy looks at them decides he is tired of living and tell the Big Muscley Islander father "Why should I get up because she cant keep her legs closed?"
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Dude aint afraid of anything. My hero. |
He mocks pregnant chicks and doesnt afraid of anything |
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Surprise....BUTTSECKS
Posts: 7126
Age: 19
| | Subject: Re: Frostys Funny/Fucked up bus storys Wed Sep 07, 2011 10:06 pm | |
| I made fun of a fat chick once. RAN LIKE HELL when I saw her Boyfriend.
Dude was HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE. Like he was one of those guys with a fucking Donkey Kong size chest. Never been so scared in my life. |
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Infadel117
Posts: 1151
Age: 18
Location: Texas
| | Subject: Re: Frostys Funny/Fucked up bus storys Wed Sep 07, 2011 10:17 pm | |
| i once puked up diarrhea medicine on the bus
it was light green |
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Ante
Posts: 5656
Age: 24
Location: Upstate New York
| | Subject: Re: Frostys Funny/Fucked up bus storys Wed Sep 07, 2011 11:04 pm | |
| what the fuck is wrong with the SeC tonight |
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Zillah
MODZILLA
Posts: 7268
Age: 17
Location: Kansas City
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Gary Effin' Oak.
Posts: 445
Location: North Carolina
| | Subject: Re: Frostys Funny/Fucked up bus storys Wed Sep 07, 2011 11:11 pm | |
| Should have asked "kill what?" |
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Zillah
MODZILLA
Posts: 7268
Age: 17
Location: Kansas City
| | Subject: Re: Frostys Funny/Fucked up bus storys Wed Sep 07, 2011 11:39 pm | |
| | Vinyl Scratch wrote: | | what the fuck is wrong with the SeC tonight |
^this :p_________________  |
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Air Supremacy
Posts: 428
Age: 18
Location: New York
| | Subject: Re: Frostys Funny/Fucked up bus storys Thu Sep 08, 2011 12:35 am | |
| I got a HJ on a bus once.
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What? |
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Pariah
Posts: 3583
Age: 17
| | Subject: Re: Frostys Funny/Fucked up bus storys Thu Sep 08, 2011 12:47 am | |
| | Zillah wrote: | | Vinyl Scratch wrote: | | what the fuck is wrong with the SeC tonight |
^this :p |
I think this is just the SeC revealing its natural awesome at a time of low productivity. Also...Dante, if you got a hj on an actual public bus, i think i might build you a shrine. |
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Air Supremacy
Posts: 428
Age: 18
Location: New York
| | Subject: Re: Frostys Funny/Fucked up bus storys Thu Sep 08, 2011 12:51 am | |
| | Pariah wrote: | | Zillah wrote: | | Vinyl Scratch wrote: | | what the fuck is wrong with the SeC tonight |
^this :p |
I think this is just the SeC revealing its natural awesome at a time of low productivity. Also...Dante, if you got a hj on an actual public bus, i think i might build you a shrine. |
Get building Michelangelo. |
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Pariah
Posts: 3583
Age: 17
| | Subject: Re: Frostys Funny/Fucked up bus storys Thu Sep 08, 2011 12:52 am | |
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Who?
Posts: 204
Age: 20
Location: Castaic, California
| | Subject: Re: Frostys Funny/Fucked up bus storys Thu Sep 08, 2011 2:46 am | |
| | Brock Harrison wrote: | I made fun of a fat chick once. RAN LIKE HELL when I saw her Boyfriend.
Dude was HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE. Like he was one of those guys with a fucking Donkey Kong size chest. Never been so scared in my life. |
when the hell did this happen?!? |
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Surprise....BUTTSECKS
Posts: 7126
Age: 19
| | Subject: Re: Frostys Funny/Fucked up bus storys Thu Sep 08, 2011 2:49 am | |
| FEw months back. When I was at the mall with Jonathan and Tavis. They left, I was walking to my bike. Fat chick ran into me, called me stupid, I made some comment about her weight since she insulted me, big ass white guy came around the corner and started yelling at me. AND THIS GUY WAS HUUUUGE.
So I ran back to the food court. |
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Who?
Posts: 204
Age: 20
Location: Castaic, California
| | Subject: Re: Frostys Funny/Fucked up bus storys Thu Sep 08, 2011 2:51 am | |
| | Brock Harrison wrote: | FEw months back. When I was at the mall with Jonathan and Tavis. They left, I was walking to my bike. Fat chick ran into me, called me stupid, I made some comment about her weight since she insulted me, big ass white guy came around the corner and started yelling at me. AND THIS GUY WAS HUUUUGE.
So I ran back to the food court. |
AHAHAHAHAHAHA that would happen to you the one time you don't start it. XP |
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Khfan60
Posts: 2228
Age: 16
Location: Long Island
| | Subject: Re: Frostys Funny/Fucked up bus storys Thu Sep 08, 2011 5:14 pm | |
| Last year I(and most of my friends) saw this kid running for his bus. The bus stops and opens up that metal thingy that comes out in front of it. Kid kept running and tripped right over it doing a complete front flip and busted his ass. I will never forget that. |
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Who?
Posts: 204
Age: 20
Location: Castaic, California
| | Subject: Re: Frostys Funny/Fucked up bus storys Thu Sep 08, 2011 5:22 pm | |
| | Stifler wrote: | | Last year I(and most of my friends) saw this kid running for his bus. The bus stops and opens up that metal thingy that comes out in front of it. Kid kept running and tripped right over it doing a complete front flip and busted his ass. I will never forget that. |
I can only Imagine how bad that would hurt... but its still super funny! |
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