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Daedalus
Posts: 21 Age: 26
 | Subject: Now you're thinking in Portals. Fri Nov 05, 2010 1:15 am | |
| For a game that's essentially "Let's play with the physics engine and see what happens" it's probably one of the cleanest games I've ever seen... and the most quotable.
"The Enrichment Center would like to remind you that Bring-Your-Daughter-To-Work Day is a great time to have her tested."
Every waking moment was as good as the first one, if not way better. Puzzles were thoughtful, none impossibly hard, and I was left with a good feeling after solving each one.
The game dances across a line between ultra-simplistic and impossible, which, if you played the game, is a gap easily minded with portals.
"When I said 'Deadly Neurotoxin', I was using extreme sarcasm quotes."
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Metalzoic Full Metal Mod

Posts: 7251 Age: 40 Location: Seattle
 | Subject: Re: Now you're thinking in Portals. Sat Nov 06, 2010 1:20 am | |
| Portal 2 is out? _________________ I will shank you. |
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sheep Modtastic

Posts: 6422 Age: 26 Location: lost&found
 | Subject: Re: Now you're thinking in Portals. Sat Nov 06, 2010 9:39 am | |
| I've never even heard of Portal 1. That sounds interesting though. _________________ I shot the sheriff, but I knifed the deputy.  |
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Kyuubey

Posts: 2004 Age: 16 Location: Minnesota
 | Subject: Re: Now you're thinking in Portals. Sat Nov 06, 2010 9:42 am | |
| | sheep wrote: | | I've never even heard of Portal 1. That sounds interesting though. |
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Boxxy

Posts: 1878 Age: 16 Location: England
 | Subject: Re: Now you're thinking in Portals. Sat Nov 06, 2010 9:46 am | |
| DOOD IF IT'S OUT I'LL NERDGASM ENGROKSL.
No srsly, Portal is an amazing game those who haven't heard of it and silly ._. It's so amazing and has a dark humor to it xD |
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Chewy

Posts: 2641 Age: 23 Location: Ohio
 | Subject: Re: Now you're thinking in Portals. Sat Nov 06, 2010 10:30 am | |
| it's not out for another 3 months, how did you get your hands on it? _________________ You're the vulgarian, you fuck!  |
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Metalzoic Full Metal Mod

Posts: 7251 Age: 40 Location: Seattle
 | Subject: Re: Now you're thinking in Portals. Sat Nov 06, 2010 11:50 am | |
| | Chewy wrote: | | it's not out for another 3 months, how did you get your hands on it? |
Hmmmm.. we have a mystery on our hands here people._________________ I will shank you. |
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Valukar
Posts: 622 Age: 20 Location: Kansas City, MO
 | Subject: Re: Now you're thinking in Portals. Sat Nov 06, 2010 12:01 pm | |
| I don't recall him saying anything about Portal 2... |
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Metalzoic Full Metal Mod

Posts: 7251 Age: 40 Location: Seattle
 | Subject: Re: Now you're thinking in Portals. Sat Nov 06, 2010 1:57 pm | |
| | Daedalus with a broken pinky wrote: | | Every waking moment was as good as the first one, if not way better. |
He says right there it's not the first one though._________________ I will shank you. |
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Kyuubey

Posts: 2004 Age: 16 Location: Minnesota
 | Subject: Re: Now you're thinking in Portals. Sat Nov 06, 2010 2:02 pm | |
| | Metalzoic wrote: | | Daedalus with a broken pinky wrote: | | Every waking moment was as good as the first one, if not way better. |
He says right there it's not the first one though. |
I think he's talking about the first Portal, and that he is saying that every moment of the game is as good or better as the first moment of the game. He is still talking about the same game. |
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Metalzoic Full Metal Mod

Posts: 7251 Age: 40 Location: Seattle
 | Subject: Re: Now you're thinking in Portals. Sat Nov 06, 2010 2:10 pm | |
| Ahhh. Makes sense, I just didn't read it that way. _________________ I will shank you. |
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StormEye AdMonsterater

Posts: 6101 Age: 26 Location: Hong Kong SAR
 | Subject: Re: Now you're thinking in Portals. Sat Nov 06, 2010 2:17 pm | |
| | sheep wrote: | | I've never even heard of Portal 1. That sounds interesting though. |

You don't know what you have missed. It is probably one of the best games ever made, strictly my opinion though.
Its like a new generation of Super Mario Bros (I'm not talking about actual new SMB. LoL)._________________  Parcus Executor Avis de Minor: Labor Lapsus~ |
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Metalzoic Full Metal Mod

Posts: 7251 Age: 40 Location: Seattle
 | Subject: Re: Now you're thinking in Portals. Sat Nov 06, 2010 2:27 pm | |
| Yeah I loved it. My wife even loves it's ending song (she fucking hates videgames) and it plays on her facebook page constantly. _________________ I will shank you. |
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Kyuubey

Posts: 2004 Age: 16 Location: Minnesota
 | Subject: Re: Now you're thinking in Portals. Sat Nov 06, 2010 2:35 pm | |
| How could you hate video games? |
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Boxxy

Posts: 1878 Age: 16 Location: England
 | Subject: Re: Now you're thinking in Portals. Sat Nov 06, 2010 3:04 pm | |
| | Higurashi wrote: | | How could you hate video games? |
Goes out a lot/is a model? o.o notsure.
Plus some just hate them. |
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Heebs

Posts: 2605 Age: 27 Location: WA
 | Subject: Re: Now you're thinking in Portals. Sat Nov 06, 2010 3:20 pm | |
| yeah, he was talking about the first one.
i am still unsure what Portal is even ABOUT, but my brother thinks it is frickin' awesome and he is usually a good judge of games. well... perhaps just half of the time >.> |
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Kyuubey

Posts: 2004 Age: 16 Location: Minnesota
 | Subject: Re: Now you're thinking in Portals. Sat Nov 06, 2010 3:27 pm | |
| It's you doing puzzles with a promise of cake. |
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Guest Guest
 | Subject: Re: Now you're thinking in Portals. Sat Nov 06, 2010 3:28 pm | |
| I think Portal was over-rated, really. It was a good game, it just..wasn't, awesome. |
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Heebs

Posts: 2605 Age: 27 Location: WA
 | Subject: Re: Now you're thinking in Portals. Sat Nov 06, 2010 3:40 pm | |
| it doesn't sound very awesome, but i am not going to judge it based solely on how it sounds. i think i might give it a play, one of these days, if i am bored. i have so many games to play when i get home, though, first i am going to finish the Mass Effect series (though to be honest, i am likely going to tweak out on Fable III until my eyes get red and crusty), and Sims 3 and a plethora of other games i have yet to play, so i doubt i will even get to portal until waaaaaaay later on. |
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TheGM

Posts: 3175 Location: THE MOUNTAIN TOP!
 | Subject: Re: Now you're thinking in Portals. Sat Nov 06, 2010 3:40 pm | |
| | Kitsune no Kaji wrote: | | I think Portal was over-rated, really. It was a good game, it just..wasn't, awesome. |
The puzzles are fun but I never got the "TEH EPICS GAME!!" reaction from people. |
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