i was putting my shoes on, and he was rubbing on my feet and legs, like he always does, and i swung my foot up to slide my shoe on and chin chopped the poor cat so hard it made an audible clop! sound.

he stood there dazed for a moment, and i was freaking out, thinking i had killed him, then he started purring hella loud and rubbed on me again.

oh man. i thought i was gonna start crying there for a moment, then it was sorta lulzy after i found out he was okay lol

one time my sister dropped my cat on his head on the driveway

D: poor kitty!

he got right back up and acted like nothing happened though

Cats are pretty durable...I know from experience

Cats are easily concused. They just lack the ability to say "Hey fucker you done bruised mah brainz???"

I can't tell you how many times i've elbowed some of my dogs. I swear they love to lay in back of me while i am playing some 360 and then i just move slightly.. BANG elbow to the jaw. I feel bad after tho .

my cat is like, 23 lbs. so when he gets all up on you he takes up a lot of room, and he likes to get under your feet when you walk, so he gets stepped on from time to time.

makes me feel bad, but maybe if he wasn't such a dumbass this sort of thing wouldn't happen lol

One of my dogs loves to get under my feet when I'm trying to walk and then gives me the evil eye when I step on her. -_-

i love little dogs! i just hate my mom's little dog because he pees on everything.

i want a teacup poodle, but my boyfriend says it is a rat dog and he won't stand for it. bastard.

get a chihuahua i have four

he won't let me get a chihuahua either! he is so mean!

my cats are interesting. One frequently tries to bury it's food dish by trying dig a hole in our stone tile floor (a fruitless effort so far). She also will attack you if you get something out of the fridge and don't get anything for her.

The other is paranoid beyond all belief. For some reason he screams bloody murder and hides under our couch whenever middle aged romanian men come into our house. He also jumped off of our deck to get away from my sister's friend who wasn't even paying attention to him.

Chihauhaus should not exist. period. end of story. finito.

Ducksaws, that's some pretty crazy cat you have going on at your house.

My cat is special looking. I'll have to take a picture of him sometime.

When I was like 8, I used to take my 6yr old sisters pet cat and hogtie all 4 of her legs together and drop her from the top of my bunkbed.

I of course got in trouble, every damn time...>_>, but I always had a reasonable defense. I always told my mom that I was doing it in the name of science and was trying to see if cats ALWAYS landed on their feet.

My mom never bought it.