So I just woke up

Posts: 3354 Age: 22 Location: Niles, Ohio

To my mother yelling at me to give her her keys and debit card since she was going to work. What she didn't know was that I woke up from a dream where a telemarketer called my cell phone and I yelled at him in a deep demonic voice. "What company do you work for? I will come down there and rip your eyes out, eat them, skull fuck you, then set you and this place ablaze!" It was a very joyous dream. But my mother woke me up when I was screaming a battle cry over the ashes of the company, and I was stuck in angry scream mode. So I started yelling at her, very violently and couldn't stop myself. I really couldn't. I also, for some reason, couldn't explain myself to her. So she went to work all mad at me. I don't think anybody here has ever had something like that happen.

Posts: 2044 Age: 19 Location: Memphis, TN

That's HILARIOUS. I've had conversations with my parents a couple of times where I thought I was dreaming.

Modtastic Posts: 6422 Age: 26 Location: lost&found

Hahaha. Grey you are one crazy guy.

She'll get over it, don't worry.

I've never had a conversation with someone while asleep. Well, that I know of.

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sheep wrote:

Hahaha. Grey you are one crazy guy.

She'll get over it, don't worry.

I've never had a conversation with someone while asleep. Well, that I know of.

I've been told i sleep talk. I use to share a room with my brother and he said i'd always talk about girls and video games.

Modtastic Posts: 6422 Age: 26 Location: lost&found

Well, at least you were talking about normal things Gilly. Not duct taping people and locking them in closets.

Or eating the eyes of telemarketers.

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Posts: 2044 Age: 19 Location: Memphis, TN

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Or eating the eyes of telemarketers.

Can't forget the cranium violation that comes afterwards.

Full Metal Mod Posts: 7251 Age: 40 Location: Seattle

Give the woman a few drinks and she'll talk absolute crazy talk in her sleep.

It's creepy sometimes.

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Posts: 2044 Age: 19 Location: Memphis, TN

Metalzoic wrote:

Give the woman a few drinks and she'll talk absolute crazy talk in her sleep.

It's creepy sometimes.

I am intrigued.

Full Metal Mod Posts: 7251 Age: 40 Location: Seattle

Next time she does it I'll try to write it down and post it here.

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Posts: 2044 Age: 19 Location: Memphis, TN

Metalzoic wrote:

Next time she does it I'll try to write it down and post it here.

I am looking forward to this, in a totally non-creeper way, of course.

Posts: 178 Age: 20 Location: Escalon, California

*crawls out of hole*

I've been told that I sleep talk many times. The one thing that I'll always remember is that I once told my friend "I'll fill your fishbowl 5 dollar." in a Chinese accent. I have no idea what I was dreaming about and it freaked out my friend. Makes me wonder if it can be interpreted in different ways...

*cannonballs back into hole*

Posts: 22897 Age: 20 Location: Auckland,New Zealand

I can hold full conversations in my sleep

Gets annoying for me because apparently i tell people ill do stuff but since i was sleeping i have no memory of it at all

Posts: 316 Age: 15 Location: Honolulu, Hi

MEGA MILK wrote:

Metalzoic wrote:

Next time she does it I'll try to write it down and post it here.

I am looking forward to this, in a totally non-creeper way, of course.

Same here lol.

Also, on the topic of sleep talking/walking, I got up one day and wasn't sleepwalking, just really... weird, for lack of a better term, went to my parent's room, woke them up, asked them "How do you make white rice disappear?". They were (probably) just saying "...what? I don't know. Are you okay?". At which point I got mad at them not knowing the answer even though it was very obvious (I remember having the answer at that time. Afterwards, I forgot what it was, and have been annoyed that I still can't remember it.) I then went to the bathroom, took a piss, and went back to bed. I completely forgot about it until my parents asked me what the answer was in the morning.

Posts: 22897 Age: 20 Location: Auckland,New Zealand

I dont know but i do now how to use Rice to make Pigeons explode

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Subject: Re: So I just woke up Wed May 04, 2011 7:25 am

Haha! That's awesome xD

I talk in my sleep a lot and I sleepwalk sometimes. I carry entire conversations with Ehat and I never even remember them. It's pretty amusing apparently.

Posts: 2007 Age: 28 Location: Ephrata, PA

Mrs. Terry of Hat wrote:

Haha! That's awesome xD

I talk in my sleep a lot and I sleepwalk sometimes. I carry entire conversations with Ehat and I never even remember them. It's pretty amusing apparently.

My wife is the same way, except for the sleepwalking. She talks a lot! Other times she like to get violent and just smack me.

Subject: Re: So I just woke up Wed May 04, 2011 7:35 am

I don't think I've ever smacked him, haha. I do sleep like a rock though so sometimes if I go to bed early he can't get me to roll over and has to sleep on the couch silent

One time when we were on vacation I sleepwalked over to the door of our room and tried to go downstairs xD

Modtastic Posts: 6422 Age: 26 Location: lost&found

I used to sleep walk as a child. I often woke up not in my bed with no memory of leaving. My dad had to put a child gate at the top of the stairs because he was afraid I'd fall down them.

My little sister and my mom will have conversations together while they are sleeping. It's weird.

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Posts: 7057 Age: 26 Location: Greece

I sleep in my talk too.

Posts: 3354 Age: 22 Location: Niles, Ohio

Mortal Kombat wrote:

I sleep in my talk too.

Drunk or High?