You have all day to shop at an auto parts store but no. Instead you wait until 5 minutes to 6 to call and say "OMG OMG I need to get this thing! how late are you open? ohhh well I'll be there in just a few." *waiting, waiting, getting pissed off, waiting* I have shit to do damnit!

grrrrr I want to go home!

Better make him tip you! teehee

No kidding. I'd give them an extra five minutes past closing then leave.

I. Don't. Close.
imagne having to stay untill your not busy anymore. Even if you were scheduled to leave 2 hours beforehand

I hate you all.

Yeah that is irritating.
Reminds me: At my store if you stood at our front door acting pissy, impatient or knocking for us to open, then we'd open 5 or 10 minutes late to teach you a lesson.

I also put up a sign that said "No shoes. No shower. No service". If you reeked in my shop I'd call you on it and kick you out.

Here's the deal guys. Let's open a Speakeasy arcade. You all send me money. Ill get it done.

I'll bounce and spray down the unruly people with the fire extinguisher. I already have experience with that.

See were halfway done with the buisness plan folks. Ill be PMing you all with the appropriate amount of moneys ill be extorting from each of you.

I'll put together the business plan and shop it to the banks for the SBA loan.

Last time I did that I managed to get over 350 thousand dollars.

Sounds excelent. Now wheres the best place to open up a bar that caters to gamers and arcade enthusiasts?

In Japan- Oh wait.

I'll be hiding in a vending machine, stealing people's quarters

I'll just stand around and be the good looking guy.

Ugh I hate that. I used to work at a cafe and have people come up five minutes before close and be like "OMG are you still open!?" and we had to say yes. Then they would order eighteen pounds of food and I had to stay forever after we were actually closed while they cooked it so I could give it to the person. It was so stupid.

My favorite was this group of nine frat boys came once and all ordered smoothies, after I had cleaned up almost everything, ready to go home. Then they drank half their smoothies, left the rest of them plus napkins and straw wrappers all over the counter, and poured two of the smoothies on the counter and floor while I was in the back. Then booked it. That was lovely.

I hated working on campus.

I'll be the bouncer since well im a big guy. When some nerd gets out of line he'll have to deal with me.

Terry i feel your pain. Those kinda people are the ones that finally do show up and then expect you to hang around for another 15mins to annswer other questions or so they can shop for a few more things.

I don't wait around anymore. after the last 10 years of this retail waiting around shit. I now tell people i leave a half hour before i actually do. that way i'm not too late in getting home.

We have this one customer at my work named Daniella. DEAR GOD!! I HATE HER!

She doesn't come in very often, but when she does its pure hell.

First off, we close at freaking midnight. Everytime she comes in she comes in at fucking 11:45. Last time she came in and I was closing, I didn't get out of there till almost 1:15. She buys like 500 dollar orders of groceriarys.

Not only that, but she is rude, and extremally loud. And makes us shop for her. I can be trying to get as much of the cleaning stuff done as quickly as possible and she walked up, and threw this thing of like 3 pages at me and demanded I go get them all while she stood outside and had a smoke.

She constantly talks, and she will yell from the front end of the store the whole damn time saying things like "Don't get a date thats too early!! Or don't get me that generic brand shit!".

So annoying!!

Then she demands help out to her car, and she has this small ass Honda. And she never cleans its. So you have to clean and rearrange the trunk and back seat just to fit all her items while she sits in the front seat of the car smoking and talking about how much her pot head 27 year old son has accomplished in the past two weeks and how he has found a job he hasn't been fired from in over 2 weeks and how I can only hope to be as good as he is.



I hate her with a feiry passion.