Why does Walmart smell?

Posts: 2228 Age: 16 Location: Long Island

Honestly, it stinks like shit in that store. Every Walmart I've gone to smells the same.

Posts: 7288 Age: 19 Location: Devon, England

thats the smell of the shattered hopes and obliterated dreams of the enslaved staff.

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Posts: 1506 Age: 17 Location: Wisconsin

Because they don't have golf in there.

Posts: 5

That smell, my friend, is the smell of stupidity.
You know, with a hint of white trash and ghetto.
Unless that's just our local Walmart.
Razz

Posts: 3160 Age: 21 Location: Texas

it probably really is the broken dreams of the employees there.......I know at mine it's REALLY white trashy and very very ghetto.Everybody likes to race and bass their music as loud as possible in the parking lot,never return the carts and crash them into cars.

I once stood open mouthed as some punk kid broke a brand new 2010 Camero's door and window with a "buggy" as their called here...aka "shopping carts"

MODZILLA Posts: 7268 Age: 17 Location: Kansas City

cellulite.

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Modtastic Posts: 6422 Age: 26 Location: lost&found

Zillah wrote:

cellulite.

Tehehe.

That's messed up.

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Posts: 5656 Age: 24 Location: Upstate New York

My local Walmart is pretty nice, I don't know what you guys are talking about. Yeah we tend to get some... special cases that frequent it, but there store itself is clean and organized. *shrug*

Nugget Posts: 1320

newbienomsfewds wrote:

That smell, my friend, is the smell of stupidity.
You know, with a hint of white trash and ghetto.
Unless that's just our local Walmart.
Razz

Posts: 911 Age: 26 Location: Cleveland

Ante wrote:

My local Walmart is pretty nice, I don't know what you guys are talking about. Yeah we tend to get some... special cases that frequent it, but there store itself is clean and organized. *shrug*

Same here. It's a nice neighborhood where I live, so that's why. There are still Walmartians floating around inside, though.
Go to a shadier part of Cleveland and you'll find dirty and creepy Walmarts.

Posts: 5656 Age: 24 Location: Upstate New York

Walmartians, holy wow that's great. I'm going to start using that. Laughing

Posts: 1654 Age: 21 Location: WA

We have a nice WalMart here as well; it has the huge grocery section and everything, and is fairly clean, like most of the other stores around here (if you could call any area is public/has people around clean)

Posts: 3752 Age: 20 Location: Pennsylvania

Eh it's ok never smelled this smell you speak of.

Posts: 22897 Age: 20 Location: Auckland,New Zealand

chunckylover53 wrote:

Eh it's ok never smelled this smell you speak of.

I imagine it is the kind of smelly smell that smells smelly

Posts: 1861 Age: 15 Location: Simi Valley, California

i have a nice wallmart where i live as well

MODZILLA Posts: 7268 Age: 17 Location: Kansas City

Ive only ever been to a walmart once, and it was on a school field trip... <_< >_>

targets much better

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Posts: 3752 Age: 20 Location: Pennsylvania

Zillah wrote:

Ive only ever been to a walmart once, and it was on a school field trip... <_< >_>

targets much better

walmart qualifys as a school field trip? wtf?